All Sock Puppets Go To Heaven
Today in Tedium: How much was the Silicon Valley bubble responsible for the companies that failed the hardest at the turn of the 21st century? Conversely, how responsible were the basic ideas behind...
View ArticleTerrible Digital Trinkets
Not too long ago, I acquired a pretty useful USB drive that is a combination of large and small. It’s large because it has 128 gigabytes of storage, which comes in handy for my experiences testing...
View ArticleIce Cream Fakery
A couple of months ago, I was scooping myself a bowl of ice cream, when I discovered something interesting and a little disturbing: Nowhere on the label did the ice cream describe itself as “ice...
View ArticleDon’t Touch That Dial
Today in Tedium: Recently, the Norwegian government—which has helped the country become first-movers on the electric car front—decided that it wanted to be ahead of another kind of curve. It was a...
View ArticleAmiga Appreciation
Love your Amiga: If you’re a longish-time reader of Tedium, you’ll know that we have a lot of appreciation for the Amiga, the Commodore-produced platform, loved by Andy Warhol, that basically set the...
View ArticleToo Terrible For Television
Today in Tedium: The idea that there should be limits on the quality of what ends up on or TV screens is a common one that’s been around for ages. Hell, that’s why one of the defining shows of the...
View ArticleLet’s Live Forever
Eating hot peppers is apparently a great way to avoid having a stroke or heart attack, according to a recent study from the University of Vermont’s Larner College of Medicine. The study found that...
View ArticleYou’re Wearing An Antenna
As it turns out, the release of the iPhone 7 last fall likely closed the door on something the broadcast industry has long crossed its fingers for. My piece last week on FMX, the discarded radio...
View ArticleThe Stammer Of Success
Editor's note: Hey guys, Ernie here. Our good pal Andrew Egan is back with an awesome tale about a guy who kicked adversity's ass. Enjoy. Today in Tedium: On the 14th floor of a midtown Manhattan...
View ArticleAn Impurrfect History
Let’s face facts: Having an awesome domain name is no guarantee for success. This was proven just a couple of weeks ago in my piece about the failure of Pets.com. But it still highlights a whole lot of...
View ArticleIt’s All In The Cards
Today in Tedium: The problem with laptops has, at least in recent years, been one of expandability. Once you buy a machine, you’re generally stuck with it, unless you’re willing to take it apart with...
View ArticleU Can’t Touch This
Our computers are becoming so sophisticated that they might just include built-in cheating functionality—even if it’s not really intended. Which should make life pretty interesting for teachers and...
View ArticleA Weaponized Slogan
A not-so-innocent question: For years, Verizon sold millions of people on the promise of solid cellular phone signals with a simple question. “Can you hear me now?” asked Paul Marcarelli, the living...
View ArticleWhen Discs Die
Today in Tedium: Often, it looks like a coffee stain—a noticeable discoloration that for whatever reason you can’t get rid of. Sometimes, it looks like tiny pin pricks on the surface. And there are...
View ArticleHatching a Plan
Currently, it’s easier to get a nest-style bed for a Hatchimal than it is to get an actual Hatchimal. Not that the buzzy toys may be worth it anyway, based on the class-action lawsuit filed against the...
View ArticleFacts Are Facts
Last week’s piece on disc rot drew a bunch of attention from a variety of media outlets, along with some online critics that weren’t convinced that discs actually rot, based on their personal...
View ArticleWe Nailed It
Today in Tedium: Fingernails have a functional purpose—they’re shells for our fingertips—but they sure come with an annoying side effect. That effect? The fact that, every couple of weeks you have to...
View ArticleThrowing Muses
Throughout his entire 15-year playing career, NBA legend Rick Barry was a man without shame. He won a lot of accolades for his play, and was a massively successful star. But he won that success,...
View ArticlePainting Outside The Lines
Today in Tedium: The dream of shareware, as previously discussed, was simply this: As long as you could put a good taste of a product onto a floppy disk, you could theoretically compete with companies...
View ArticleThe Late-Career Recovery
Recently, I re-watched the movie Hugo, a truly dazzling 2011 Martin Scorsese film about a young boy who, in the process of running the clocks inside a 1930s-era train station, helps an old shop owner...
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